Shirts

A sense of humor is required when you work long hours with the same people for years—especially when those hours involve close quarters in a data center at 3am and, occasionally, a distinct lack of deodorant.

“"Internet Staff" started in the early days of the web as a joke about people who had no idea who ran the Internet—or even what it was. “Are you one of those Interwebs people?””

So we made shirts.

Modeled after the universally authoritative “STAFF” shirts worn by camp counselors and event crews, they quietly inform the world that yes — Facebook latency is your fault.

Internet Staff (White) t-shirts Internet Staff (Black) t-shirts

(These images take you to Zazzle, where you can customize the shirt type and colors, because duh)